My housemate makes highly amusing statements!
A couple of Nights ago, I went into her room and she said that my clothings reek of Smoke!
I smelt my jacket and I made a random comment that I smelt like I just stepped out of a disco!
After a couple of second, she said "yup you just came out of the Kitchen Disco"!
Yesterday we went into a chinese snack shop and she came out with a scone. She made a comment that she was snacking again and that she was bound to grow fat. After a while she added, "I don't care as I am already fat!" Then after keeping quiet for a while she said this, " If anyone calls me fat, I will tell them I am stocking up fats for the winter so I will be warm!"