Question: How do you get ladies fingers?
Answer: You kill the lady and cut off her fingers
*ans from a 3 year old boy
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Location
Background: My colleagues and I were invited to a first month celebration at redhill and we were trying to locate the block. We were at 75C, when we asked a resident this question
Question: Excuse me, where is block 75B?
Answer(resident): Even though I have lived here for many years, I do not know where is block 75B.
FYI - 75B was just round the corner
Question: Excuse me, where is block 75B?
Answer(resident): Even though I have lived here for many years, I do not know where is block 75B.
FYI - 75B was just round the corner
Balance Diet
Question: Why did you buy the iphone, when you already have a blackberry?
Answer: Because I want a balance diet by having apple and blackberry everyday!
*answer given by the joel :P
Answer: Because I want a balance diet by having apple and blackberry everyday!
*answer given by the joel :P
Sunday, January 03, 2010
Additional Vocab
I have not heard the term Modesty panel till today. What does it mean?
Complimentary from Wikipedia:
A modesty panel is a thin board of wood or metal that is attached to the front of a desk, drafting table, electronic organ, or similar item. It is intended to shield legs, ankles, or feet from view in a variety of circumstances. The panel provides privacy for the person seated at the desk or organ, as it covers the upper part of the legs.
Added a new term to my limited vocab list:)
Complimentary from Wikipedia:
A modesty panel is a thin board of wood or metal that is attached to the front of a desk, drafting table, electronic organ, or similar item. It is intended to shield legs, ankles, or feet from view in a variety of circumstances. The panel provides privacy for the person seated at the desk or organ, as it covers the upper part of the legs.
Added a new term to my limited vocab list:)
My Pursuit - Happiness
2010 will be the year which I will pursue activities that will make me happy. I realised that there is no point drawing up a NY resolution list which I have no will power to keep.
Childhood Romance
A Childhood Tale
My cousin has met a fine young lady, who is one head taller than him, who told her parents that she will marry no one none other than my cousin. Even the prospect of going to a different primary, secondary, pre-university and university, did not waver her conviction that he was her chosen partner for life - "I will find him and then marry him". Such childlike faith. Over the christmas period, my Uncle and Aunty had a "dry run" wedding dinner rehearsal with their "future in laws" During a dinner party at the "bride's house", the "father of the bride" jokingly added that this resembles an engagement party 20 years down the road between the two families. And what he likes about a chinese wedding is that the groom's family has to pick the tab! It will be a fairytale ending if both of them end up together. Lets just wait and see how their puppy love story unfolds as they begin a new journey in a new school after Planet Montessori http://www.babyplanet.com.sg/about.htm
My cousin has met a fine young lady, who is one head taller than him, who told her parents that she will marry no one none other than my cousin. Even the prospect of going to a different primary, secondary, pre-university and university, did not waver her conviction that he was her chosen partner for life - "I will find him and then marry him". Such childlike faith. Over the christmas period, my Uncle and Aunty had a "dry run" wedding dinner rehearsal with their "future in laws" During a dinner party at the "bride's house", the "father of the bride" jokingly added that this resembles an engagement party 20 years down the road between the two families. And what he likes about a chinese wedding is that the groom's family has to pick the tab! It will be a fairytale ending if both of them end up together. Lets just wait and see how their puppy love story unfolds as they begin a new journey in a new school after Planet Montessori http://www.babyplanet.com.sg/about.htm
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