AYF

I have waited 6 months already, what's the big deal of waiting 21 more days?


I did what I am good at in the interview - I goofed up! Sheesh! At least the results will be coming out between 1-21 days. It will put an end to the agonising wait!


A reminder to self : my chance is 0.091.


I need a back up plan!

generation gap

Teenager's Lingo -


Cher instead of Teacher

and

Cuse me instead of Excuse me

Once Bitten Twice Shy - this principle did not work for me

crappy judgement while navigating a curve, coupled with overconfidence. During last christmas, I crashed into the barrier while skiing down a slope. During end Jan this year, I crashed into the barrier, seperating the bike track from the canal. Damage - 7 blue blacks due to my own stupidity. Lesson learnt, never speed while biking on unfamiliar territory not matter how confident you are. Slow down while navigating a bend and break when you see an obstacle infront!

lady's finger

Question: How do you get ladies fingers?


Answer: You kill the lady and cut off her fingers


*ans from a 3 year old boy

dreamland

It is nice to be labelled as a Golden Girl

Location

Background: My colleagues and I were invited to a first month celebration at redhill and we were trying to locate the block. We were at 75C, when we asked a resident this question


Question: Excuse me, where is block 75B?


Answer(resident): Even though I have lived here for many years, I do not know where is block 75B.


FYI - 75B was just round the corner

Balance Diet

Question: Why did you buy the iphone, when you already have a blackberry?



Answer: Because I want a balance diet by having apple and blackberry everyday!



*answer given by the joel :P